people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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