I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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