Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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