i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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