we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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