I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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