Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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