I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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