Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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