Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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