problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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