ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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