you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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