Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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