she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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