he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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