No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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