? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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