I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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