I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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