So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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