This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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