Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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