Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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