16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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