pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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