i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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