It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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