She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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