Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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