it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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