I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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