I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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