I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I came so hard my ears popped.
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