check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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