Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm both gender and math confused
There's even glitter on my cock...
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