let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Four minutes until I can fart!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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