I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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