Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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