How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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