For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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