is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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