That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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