Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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