Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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