im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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