If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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