I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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