worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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