Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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